It's the best and worst idea I've had

Dear Temp Job,

Thank you for the delightful reprieve from the monotony of unemployment. Answering the phone is a welcome change from constantly checking my own phone. I enjoy reading the emails from your CEO and learning about your yearly profits. While I might not recognize faces of your permanent employees, I can recite the names of almost all of them after my lovely mail box labels project. The ones I do recognize have been exceedingly friendly and I am loving the new interactions. Now, if only you would last longer than 5 days. Or, you know, tell your temp job friends about the great job I've done this week. I'm open to new friendships.

Sincerely,
amt